09/02/2025
There is a popular saying nowadays… “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes!”
The three people here are the team of Steward leaders at the Brooklyn Center Station. They are Ken Jambois, Chris Hough and Crystal Spiel. Recently, they delivered a prize to Management with a neatly tied bow on top!
Our story starts with some unnamed Management savant coming up with the brilliant idea that every station in the Minneapolis Installation post individual data showing all the time that the Carrier’s scanner stopped moving. This (of course) is ridiculous because the movement of the scanner doesn’t measure whether the Carrier is working. We all know that, but this is a story about stupid games, so just go with me here.
After local Management posted the report, Ken took the lead by informing Management that they couldn’t publicly post individual data. Management didn’t care. They believed that posting the data would decrease the total amount of stationary events. They were wrong.
These Steward leaders have worked tirelessly serving the Carriers, earning their respect. So, when Ken urged everyone to study the report and make sure that the reporting was accurate, everyone listened. The entire Station of Carriers gathered around the report and began discussing the information. After a few minutes, The Morning Supervisor realized that this plan to reduce stationary events had just backfired. Every minute that was spent by Carriers looking at this report was a lost hour of productive street time. Management’s plan had failed. Eventually, they compromised and hung the report in the Manager’s office. Not another word was said about the (stupid game) stationary events report.
The moral of our story: Next time Management reveals a new stupid game, these three leaders will be prepared to deliver ALL the appropriate prizes.
Together, we’re unstoppable!