02/05/2026
We hope the Argonauts of Wisconsin had a great anniversary event. While we've got that dictionary open, moving on:
B is for BBQ. Our specialty! BBQ sauce must, in our opinion, be tomato-based, thick, smoky, a touch sweet, and optionally the slightest bit hot on the back of the palate, like "it's comin' up a cloud." It's best slathered on anything that'll hold still long enough. The name "barbecue" comes from the indigenous Taíno name "barbacoa," meaning their ancient pit-based cooking technique. And there's a regional Mexican variant originating with goat meat called "birria" that's now becoming popular.
B is for BLACK. Black lives indeed matter, and Happy Black History Month, by the way. It's also our favorite color for leather. Black as our souls! And one mustn't forget black hankies. We're only wearing black until someone comes up with something darker.
B is for BLUE. Just ask about our signature cocktails. "Blue is evil." And we find BLACK and BLUE an especially exciting and always fashionable color combination.
B is for BOLD. We're nothing if not that. We're sure our friends would agree.
B is for BROTHERHOOD. It's always been our philosophy that brotherhood (inclusive of our sisters, of course) comes first. And we'll always be your true blue (see BLUE, above) brothers in leather.
B is for BURROW. That's what we do in the winter when it's cold. Or it's something we're likely to do when we're plotting something nefarious. Like now. 😈