10/31/2026
The scariest thing this Halloween is that I finally figured out what ChatGPT can do… and somebody probably should have supervised me. 😂🎃
Every MFP team now has its own Halloween makeover, and yes, I got the coaches too.
Please welcome this year’s Halloween lineup:
🐰 Dust Bunnies are the Boo Bunnies, which might be the least intimidating haunting of all time.
🧙♀️ Diamond Divas are the Witches of the Diamond. Suddenly, a few questionable pitches make sense. Witchcraft.
😈 Hot Tacos are serving up tricks, treats, and a side of mischief. Extra candy, hold the hot sauce. 🌮🍬
🤠 Cactus Criminals are Wanted for Stealing Candy. We probably should have seen this coming when they picked the name.
🦇 Diamond Dominators are the Rulers of the Night. Finally, a team that’s excited about more bats.
🧪 Marana Mayhem are bringing Mad Science Mayhem. Putting a team named Mayhem in charge of a laboratory feels like an avoidable mistake.
Which team’s theme wins Halloween?
Happy Halloween to all our MFP players, coaches, and families! Have a fun night, fill those candy bags, and remember to collect your very reasonable parent candy tax. 🍬😂🧡