10/14/2026
If our donkeys could leave reviews about life at PPDR, what do you think they would say?
I can already imagine some of them writing complaints about treats not arriving fast enough, while others would give five stars just for the extra scratches, attention, and all the love they receive.
And you know there would be at least one donkey who thinks they deserve special treatment every single day. No waiting in line, no sharing treats, and absolutely no accepting that someone else got a cookie first!
Living with 52 donkeys at Peaceful Pastures Donkey Rescue means there’s never a shortage of personalities, funny moments, and little surprises. Some are sweet and affectionate, some are curious about everything, and others have mastered the art of looking innocent even when they’re up to something.
But that’s what makes them so special. Every donkey has their own personality, preferences, and funny little habits that make us smile. Even the simplest moments can turn into memories we carry with us throughout the day.
Now, we have a fun question for all our donkey-loving friends!
If you could write a one-sentence review from the perspective of a donkey at PPDR, what would it say?
Would it be something like:
⭐ "Five stars! Great friends, excellent pasture, but the treat service could be faster."
⭐ "Lovely place, wonderful humans. I would recommend it, especially if you enjoy getting your ears scratched."
⭐ "Everything is great, but I would like to speak to management about increasing my cookie allowance."
Or maybe your donkey review would be completely different!
Drop your funniest donkey review in the comments. Let's see who can come up with the most accurate description of life through a donkey's eyes. We might even recognize a few of our residents in your answers!
We can't wait to read what you come up with. And remember, around here, the donkeys always think they deserve five stars!