GOAT Trail Running

08/03/2026

🌲⚔️ Woodstock Warrior is Calling… Are You Ready? ⚔️🌲

Some races test your speed. Woodstock Warrior tests your grit.

This isn’t about easy miles or smooth trails. It’s about rugged terrain, relentless climbs, and finding out what you’re made of when the trail fights back. Whether you’re chasing a podium, a personal best, or simply refusing to quit, Woodstock Warrior will leave you with a story worth telling.

Join runners from across the region for an unforgettable day on the trails, surrounded by a community that embraces challenge, perseverance, and adventure.

💥 Epic trails.
💥 Incredible community.
💥 A finish line you’ll never forget.

The question isn’t whether the course is tough…
The question is: Are you tough enough?

Tag your trail crew, lace up your shoes, and we’ll see you at the starting line.

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07/31/2026

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07/21/2026

WARRIORS, THE BENDS ARE CALLING. 🔥

Woodstock Warrior returns to Seven Bends State Park on Saturday, September 19, 2026—and you get to choose the battle:

🏃 10 Mile
⚔️ 50K
🔥 50 Mile
💀 100 Mile
🎒 Last Man Standing Ruck ’til You Drop

The fight happens on a rugged, mixed-terrain loop of roughly 10 miles with gravel roads, two-track dirt, singletrack, and about 1,600 feet of gain every lap. This one demands grit, strategy, and resilience.

Pick your distance. Bring your crew. Find out what kind of warrior you are.

🏆 100-mile finishers earn a buckle
🏅 All other finishers receive medals
🥤 Cup-less event—bring your own hydration vessel
👕 T-shirt deadline: August 21, 2026.
REGISTER NOW:
https://ultrasignup.com/register.aspx?did=134066

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07/17/2026

It will be epic! It will be more Epic if you come GOAT with us!

07/16/2026

🚨 ONLY 100 SPOTS TOTAL for The Sawmill Gauntlet! 🚨

Think you have what it takes to outlast the pack? This isn’t your average race — it’s a brutal backyard ultra where every 45 minutes you toe the line for another 2.5-mile loop. No breaks. No mercy. Last runner standing wins.

Date: December 5, 2026Location: Laurens, SC (8524 Neely Ferry Road) (The Sawmill Tactical Training Range)
Format: Running Division – Keep lapping until you can’t. Pure mental and physical warfare.
Spots are vanishing fast. This event sells out — don’t sleep on it.

Register NOW before they’re gone:👉
https://ultrasignup.com/register.aspx?did=134290

Who’s ready to test their limits? Drop your goal laps below 👇 and tag a runner who needs to sign up! 🔥

VETERANS/FRAT RESPONDERS, REACH OUT TO US FOR A DISCOUNT

December 5, 2026: Running Division race in Laurens, SC. Register now on UltraSignup.

07/15/2026

https://ultrasignup.com/register.aspx?did=134066

07/11/2026

🚨 Slow and Tired’s Bad Idea is OFFICIALLY LOCKED IN! 🚨

Registration closed today at 6pm and we’ve got 84 absolute legends toeing the line tomorrow for this backyard ultra-style 50K showdown! 💪

To every runner who signed up: thank you for embracing the madness. Whether you’re chasing loops, testing your limits, or just here for the suffering and snacks — we see you.

We’re beyond grateful for the incredible support from the entire running community. A massive shoutout to our G.O.A.T. Locals and all the loyal Slow and Tired crew who continue to show up, rally, and make events like this possible. Your energy, encouragement, and chaos-loving spirit is what makes this special.

Tomorrow is going to be a wild one. Let’s make it unforgettable.

Who’s ready?! Drop a 🔥 if you’re cheering on the field!