Lancaster Lions Club of Lancaster, Wisconsin

10/17/2026

Our fun has started! Pasty making Lancaster Lions & our helping organization, Orchard Manor!

08/12/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey! Where do basketball players go when they need to replace their uniform?

Mikw: I don't know, Dougie, where do they go?

Doug: New Jersey! Why don't football players wear glasses!

Mike: I don't know, Dougie, why?

Doug: Because it's a contact sport!

The final 20/20 winner is Ian Martin of Lancaster. Congratulations, Ian!

We would like to thank everyone who purchased a ticket in support of the Lancaster Lions Club. Funds raised go back into the community, so you are all appreciated!

08/10/2026

Join us tomorrow evening at Ryland Park for our Stuff the Bus event and the final drawing of our 20/20 Raffle Draw which will be held during intermission!

Stuff the Bus update: The Lancaster Lions Club of Lancaster, Wisconsin will not be collecting school supplies at Thursday, July 16's Night on the Square as usual. Instead, we will be at the Tuesday, August 11th Night Market at Schreiner Memorial Library. If you have supplies and do not want to wait, they can be taken to Grant County Department of Social Services.
Sorry for the short notice. Please share so the word can spread. We appreciate this community's support of Stuff the Bus!

08/10/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey! I was thinking, not many people are named Lance these days.

Mike: I never thought of that, Dougie, but you're right.

Doug: Yeah, but in medieval times, they were called Lance a lot!

Today's 20/20 winner is Bobbi Gofus of Bagley. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club!

Remember, tomorrow night is the final drawing. Join us at Ryland Park to see who the lucky winner is.

Also, reminder we are collecting school supplies and cash donations. Look for the yellow school bus.

08/09/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey! Did you know when I was younger, I tried to start a professional hide and seek team?

Mike: Why no, Dougie, I didn't know that. How did it go?

Doug: It didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.

Today's 20/20 winner is Gretta McKelvey of Lancaster. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.

08/08/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey! I went to a smoke shop the other day, only to discover it had been replaced by an apparel store.

Mike: Really, Dougie?

Doug: Yeah, clothes, but no cigar.

Today's 20/20 winner is Joe Schwantes of Lancaster. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.

08/07/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey, I was pulled over this morning. Odd thing though, the officer started crying while he was writing the ticket.

Mike: He did? I wonder why, Dougie.

Doug: He said it was a moving violation.

Today's 20/20 winner is Reece Hanold. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.

Remember to mark your calendars and join us for the final drawing Tuesday night at Ryland Park during the Lancaster Night Market. The Lions will also be accepting donations of school supplies and/or monetary donations for supplies that evening, so look for the school bus!

08/06/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey! How do you make a water bed bouncer!

Mike: I don't know, Dougie, how do you make a water bed bouncer?

Doug: Fill it with spring water, of course!

Today's 20/20 winner is Kim Schildgen of Lancaster. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.

Mark your calendars and join us at the final Night Market Tuesday, August 11 at Ryland Park for fun, good food, music and our final drawing for the $500 winner!

08/05/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey, how come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms?

Mike: I don't know, Dougie, why doesn't he lose his pants?

Doug: Because the experiment altered his jeans.

Speaking of jeans, our 20/20 winner today is Jean Hopkins of Lancaster. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.

08/04/2026

Doug: Hey, Mikey, I can't take my dog to the pond anymore.

Mike: Why's that, Dougie?

Doug: The ducks keep attacking him!

Mike: Oh no, that's too bad.

Doug: Yeah, that's what I get for having a pure bread dog!

Today's 20/20 winner is Mary Chapman of Lancaster. Congratulations and thank you for supporting the Lancaster Lions Club.