04/09/2026
Plot twist: this rock has hosted more drama than most reality TV.
Meet the Rock of the Exiles.
In 1852, Victor Hugo, literary superstar and Napoleon III’s least favourite person in France, washed up on Jersey after basically telling the new emperor “over my dead body.” Once settled, he did what any self-respecting banished genius would do: brood dramatically on a rock, staring out at the France that exiled him.
In 1853, his son photographed him there - unmoving, gazing to sea like the main character he believed he was.
Hugo mailed the print to a friend with the caption of all captions: “I will remain in exile, as I wish to remain standing.” That photo now lives in the Musée d’Orsay.
Best part: the rock is real, and it’s still standing on our east coast.
Discover it for yourself. Bring main character energy. Be inspired.