Dalton Things

04/08/2026

SORRY, OUR MCFLURRY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER. If you head to your favorite McDonald’s to get an ice cream, what are the chances their McFlurry machine is working? According to a new report, Dalton ranks 8th-worst in the country for mcflurry machine “malfunctions.” Click the link in our bio for more!

04/08/2026

03/08/2026

Trust us we KNOW. Walked in and asked where the coke was, and the cashier said to meet him around back in 5. 🤯🥵

01/08/2026

Whoa what the heck is going on downtown?

Good thing this building has been vacant for forever!

31/07/2026

Thank you to Believe Greater Dalton | Community Development | Dalton, GA for putting on yet another fun and entertaining summer concert series!

Who do y’all hope to see next year??

27/07/2026

🇺🇸 We regret to inform you that Steven Nicholson, AKA Eagle Nick has…

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been booked into the Whitfield County jail 🚔

Presumed innocent until proven guilty, ya know what I mean Vern?



https://thegeorgiagazette.com/whitfield/steven-nicholson-5/

24/07/2026

Missing the World Cup already, how bout y’all?

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23/07/2026

Some people stand for the pledge. Around here, we stand for carpet, a weirdly high amount of coffee shops, and the most authentic tacos within 10,000 miles. Not your thing? Maybe you’re better off in Chattanooga paying $10 for parking to run in and buy some magic crystals or something 🫡

20/07/2026

“Yeah I always shop at the Fort O Walmart even though I live in Dalton. I was actually behind the soccer player guy at the checkout, Lameme Jamal or something. I’ve always been into soccer!”

14/07/2026

In a world of data centers, one man is bringing you 100% analog, human-generated humor. THIS Saturday at The Waggle, local native AV NAIK is bringing you his gut busting comedy for the low low price of $18. That’s cheaper than a locally made area rug or a craft coffee from one of our 15 coffee shops, and significantly more entertaining. If you think carpet mills left an impression on Dalton, wait till you hear this guy 😂 Hit the link in our story and come enjoy some human interaction this weekend!

The Waggle
825 Chattanooga Ave
Dalton GA

7:00 pm