01/06/2026
Henry will be in Retford as part of on Saturday 13th June with local hero Paul Cookson
We personally prefer number 2 on the basis that a passive aggressive response always hits the mark
Limited number of tickets still available
Which reply would you send ? or have you got a better option ?
10 POSSIBLE REPLIES ON BEING INFORMED IN A COMMENT ON FACEBOOK THAT ANOTHER POET IS 'BETTER' THAN ME
1. Thank you.
2. Thank you, have a lovely day
3. It’s a shame more people don’t point that out. I find there’s not enough negative feedback on social media these days
4. I’m severely put in my place and will try much harder from this moment on. Please send me more of your fascinating views on life and creativity
5. You are right, I have wasted my entire life. I must end it now. I will print out your comment and use the edge of the page to paper-cut my wrists. Those paper-cuts are the worse.
6. It’s not a competition, although if it was you’d win tw*t of the day
7. We must have a strict order of merit on all matters decided by yourself and no-one else. Please supply a full list
8. I’m not sure my Facebook feed is one for you but great of you to stop by and thank you for your feedback. May I recommend a few more poets for you to dislike?
9. In many ways I agree. I also prefer Van Gogh to Picasso, chips to mash, apples to oranges and positive criticism to subjective judgement
10. F*ck off