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Parrot Heads in Niagara South is a sanctioned chapter of PHIP, proudly serving Niagara.

24/04/2026

I’d like to call a meeting for all Parrotheads, young and old. Your presence is mandatory.

17/04/2026

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said to him: "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while."

What happened? You look awful.

"What do you mean?" asked the pirate. "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and a cannonball hit me, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Alright, fair enough, but what's with the hook? What happened to your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. They cut off my hand. They fitted me with a hook. I'm fine, really..."

Bartender: "And what about that eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a group of people... A flock of birds flew overhead. I looked up, and one of them crapped right in my eye."

Bartender: "You're joking. You lost an eye just because of some bird p**p?"

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

07/04/2026

Hello phellow PHINS!

It’s been a while! Our next club meeting will be held on Tuesday, April 14th, 2026.

See you at Sideline Social Club at Lake St. & the QEW. St. Catharines.

Meeting to start at 6:30.

05/04/2026

04/04/2026

Happy Easter, Parrotheads!

01/04/2026

March is in the rear view mirror!

28/03/2026

It’s the last Saturday of March 2026. Moving closer to summer every day!

23/03/2026

Mondays are for fresh beginnings. 🌅

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