16/07/2025
🚗🍻 THE GREAT TIM DELIVERY COMPETITION🍻🚗
We urgently need to raise $1400 by July 24th for our charity deadline otherwise we're getting booted off rally and we're putting something ridiculous on the line, and possibly having to sell and smuggle humans across state borders to help make it happen.
PRIZE:
Whoever donates the highest total amount between July 16 and July 24 will win…
👉 A delivery of TIM ASTENGO, direct to your house, anywhere in Australia! 👈
That’s right. We will physically drive Tim (the man, the myth, the legend) to your door, and deliver a responsible drinking session with you.
Your choice of beverage upto $80 (slab, bottle, juice box — we’re not judging). Alcoholic or non-alcoholic, cold or warm, fizzy or flat and guaranteed sealed and untouched by Tim until at LEAST we are turning into your street.
Cups can also be provided, but in my experience with drinking with Tim, he is a very dedicated man to the world of recycling and refuses to use containers when there is a more direct route to imbibe refreshments.
You can donate multiple times to keep your total ahead of any sneaky competition. We strongly encourage you to do so.
HOW TO WIN:
Donate.
Donate again to make sure.
Out-donate your mates.
Laugh.
Wait for Tim to arrive at your door with beverages.
Winners will be notified towards the end of July, please make sure you send me a DM with your donation details if you donate anonymously so that your total can be tallied.
Note: this can also be used as a delivery service, I will pickup any orders/car parts within 50kms of Melbourne before we leave if organised and notified beforehand
🛑 OTHER IMPORTANT REMINDERS🛑
🔥 Father’s Day Bunnings Sausage Sizzle is coming!
Get your dad (or yourself) some snags AND help the cause.
7th September at Caroline Springs Bunnings
🏅 Virtual Run Medals are still available!
If you haven’t ordered one yet, what are you even doing with your life?
💰 Raffle Board Numbers:
We have TWO boards running:
$20 per number
$10 per number
Cash prize. Yes, cold hard cash.
But cash isn’t as fun as Tim, so why not go for both?
Spoiler: hardly anyone has entered the raffle yet. Your odds are stupidly good.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER (because we are responsible adults… allegedly):
Tim is not guaranteed to be free of previous structural damage.
Tim has survived questionable adventures but we will absolutely aim to arrive at your home in one piece.
Some scheduling restrictions apply due to our Spring Rally commitments, but we’ll work it out with the winner.
