QUTLS Law Revue

QUTLS Law Revue Official page for QUTLS Law R***e! In 2022, we aim to be bigger and better than ever; our goal is to hit five audience members per night! Six, even!

QUTLS LAW R***E – past shows have been described by critics as “better than room temperature leftovers” as well as “hotter than the air conditioning in my 3rd floor office cubicle” and "heavily improvised, but with less 'Yes, and...'". Since 2014, groups of enervated law students have graced the Gardens Theatre and Kangaroo Point stages with comedy skits, parodies, and original songs for crowds of

at least two people!! We are open to all (cast and crew) who want to let off some steam and ooze those creative juices. We value dehydration and you have probably not had 8 glasses of water today.

09/03/2026

🎭 NO TALENT? NO WORRIES. 🎭
Think you’re not funny? Can’t sing? Never acted before? Perfect.

Every year, law students (yes, even the shy ones) come together to put on the QUT Law R***e — a wild mix of sketch comedy, musical parodies, and sharp legal satire. It’s fresh, it’s chaotic, it’s fun, and it’s a chance to step outside of lectures and tutorials, to meet new people, and do something completely different. No experience needed, just enthusiasm!

But it’s not just about the show. It’s about the friendships! Law R***e is the perfect way for you to find your people, forget the stress of university, and have fun. Past cast members have walked away with lifelong mates, inside jokes, and a solid team to suffer through future assignments with. You’ll be part of something creative, hilarious, and uniquely QUT Law.

YOU DON’T NEED TO BE FUNNY OR TALENTED, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOW UP!
(Though, if you are actually funny and talented, you definitely need to sign up!)

We are hosting open auditions from Week 3, Monday-Friday in D106, or you can sign up with the following link: https://forms.gle/qgEMQJCdNGPg5jET9

Anyone and everyone is welcome to come along, so give it a go!

Want to know about the show? Feel free to contact our director, Paris Konig: [email protected]

We hope to see you at auditions soon!
Love,
The QUTLS Creativity Team

15/02/2026

🎭✨ INTRODUCING THE 2026 LAW R***E!!!! ✨🎭

Are you starting QUT Law and are wondering which club you should join to create the best university friendships? Or are you in any year of your degree and are craving a creative outlet? Law R***e is your chance to find your people, unleash your talents, and have the time of your life!

What is Law R***e?

It’s the most epic and hilarious original comedy sketch musical show, written, produced, directed, and performed entirely by QUT law students! A mix of sharp humour, satirical sketches, and show-stopping musical numbers, it’s the ultimate celebration of talent, creativity, and legal laughs. Auditions are in WEEK THREE, and we’re on the hunt for some legends to make this year’s show our best yet.

📢 Audition now: https://forms.gle/MtVQpYD2S1rrzHoT6 👩‍⚖️🎶

Join the 2026 masterpiece and be part of the magic—because Law R***e isn’t just a show; it’s an experience you’ll never forget!

Email Paris at [email protected] with any questions you may have.

Filming: Finn Duncombe
Starring: Paris König, Finn Duncombe, Blake Nairn, Rhys Clark, Alex Curtis
Editing: Paris König

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎Lily SuttleDrop a comment to welcome them to our community,  fans
15/11/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎

Lily Suttle

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community, fans

By popular demand, the QUT Law R***e is now on Spotify! Please go check us out (and tell your friends!). Link in bio, or...
24/09/2025

By popular demand, the QUT Law R***e is now on Spotify! Please go check us out (and tell your friends!). Link in bio, or scan the Spotify code here.

Chris “How Did I Even Get Here?” Doust has grown up this year to be the man behind the madness, our valiant director. We...
04/09/2025

Chris “How Did I Even Get Here?” Doust has grown up this year to be the man behind the madness, our valiant director. We’re not just saying that because he has a mortgage, a fiancé, and a full-time job, but that’s certainly part of it. He’s the Law R***e cast’s Dad, after all, ready with a car jack when you get a flat tire or for some explicit s*x ed tips.

Whilst Chris said that he was willing to take a step back from the stage to take a more traditional director role, his need for attention has twisted his arm to be The Phantom of the Law School’s main character: The Phantom. Don’t be fooled, though; he’s not the villain of this story! He’s more like a saviour with a hundred thousand secret talents that reveal themselves just when all hope is lost. Excel, Canva, some computer software that he has a free trial on—he knows the ins and outs as if he made them.

Chris has lived many lives: the omniscient voice narrating a legal drama with a limited degree of accuracy, a blue, spiky rat with a superiority complex, and—most terrifying of all—the head of Contract law at QUT. Like, I assure you that is scarier than his phantom performance.

So, come to Phantom of the Law School, if only to witness Chris Doust in all his glory. Watch him haunt the stage, orchestrate chaos, and somehow make every absurd moment feel like it was meant to be. Laugh with him, gasp at him, maybe even take notes. But, most of all, celebrate the man who somehow holds this entire madness together. Because honestly? Seeing Chris do his thing is worth every ticket.

Paris “Eternal Flame” Konig, as far as we know, operates in a different time frame. Come rain, wind, shine, or the event...
03/09/2025

Paris “Eternal Flame” Konig, as far as we know, operates in a different time frame. Come rain, wind, shine, or the eventual heat death of the universe, she will somehow find a way to fit a coffee date into her schedule. The main leading theory is that she is an eldritch being who found enjoyment in Law R***e’s atmosphere and wants to “see where it goes”. Apparently, for her, that means opening rehearsals with a lit fireplace, smooth jazz, and sufficient floor time.

Returning for her second year in R***e as a convenor, Paris is struggling to keep her main character syndrome in check as she asks herself, “How many musical numbers can I possibly sing in a single show?”. But if she isn’t singing or referencing the media only she understands, Paris is discovering how important it is to stick to your word through impulsive betting and dealings with wizards. Her friends may say she’s a gambling addict, but she hasn’t lost a game of Balatro in over two minutes!

Paris prides herself on being the most “committed to the bit” as her daily routine includes two hours of lip trills, a diet of only manuka honey and singing lessons at 6:30 pm every Thursday for the sake of performing at her best for the show. We promise, though she’s in therapy to try and find a remedy for her “Law R***e Addiction,” but we’ve heard there’s (un)fortunately no cure.

Whilst we’re sure you’ll get sick of her, Paris is trying to hit as many high notes as she can in the Phantom of the Law School, as she still rides the high of being a part of such a wonderful show.

Angus “No Longer the Baby” Bennetts just can’t help himself, he has to bring up his age. Back again after last year’s pe...
02/09/2025

Angus “No Longer the Baby” Bennetts just can’t help himself, he has to bring up his age. Back again after last year’s performance, his promotion from cast member to Convenor has gone straight to his head. He wields his newfound power with all the flair of a seasoned auctioneer, and the subtlety of a sequined suit in Supreme Court; he’ll object, overrule, and look fabulous while doing it.

Don’t ask him to recite any authorities, though. He famously failed contracts after being found guilty of cheating, an allegation he insists was actually a “collaborative learning experience”. Try telling the School of Law that. Or the ethics committee.

When he’s not busy being the prettiest prince of all, he splits his time between providing therapy with highly questionable tactics, interrupting bar admissions with petty vendettas, and wondering whether he even wants to finish his law degree — usually while browsing three different food delivery apps at once.

Still, his contributions to Phantom of the Law School are undeniable. Just, proceed with caution; his Sunday dance rehearsals have been brutal, and he’s armed with the charm, the sarcasm, and a legally questionable sense of justice. He likes to think so.

Lily “Not So” Suttle is tired of that pun, but we sure aren’t. Neither, it seems, is the general population of her Insta...
01/09/2025

Lily “Not So” Suttle is tired of that pun, but we sure aren’t. Neither, it seems, is the general population of her Instagram story, her ex-flings, or people who once matched with her on Hinge and now like her posts in silence. It’s the attention that the Director of Media and Communications deserves.

Lily isn’t afraid to turn things ugly — emotionally, narratively, or in one case, by donning a gown made entirely of pink plastic and delusion. Only she could make a nervous breakdown look this regal, and she does it all with mascara-streaked conviction and a heel half broken from dancing to ‘Title’ by Meghan Trainor (yes, some people do like Meghan Trainor).

After somehow surviving without emergency surgery, and the quiet, soul-draining torment of being an admin assistant, Lily carries herself with the poise only a true diva could. She also appears as someone employed, technically. It’s a role that requires a delicate balance of barely concealed rage, and the dead-eyed stare of someone who’s had their “performance review” rescheduled three times. The restraint is impeccable, so is the blouse.

Lily’s lack of subtlety is what makes her return to this year’s Phantom of the Law School all the more iconic, the kind of comeback that doesn’t knock, just struts through the door and demands everyone’s attention. And thank god, because we have never sold this many tickets.

Ivy “If You’d Read My Email” Smith is serious — about the law, the schedule, and making sure no one in her life ever sen...
30/08/2025

Ivy “If You’d Read My Email” Smith is serious — about the law, the schedule, and making sure no one in her life ever sends a “just checking in!” message without consequence. She is the QUTLS President after all, which means she’s probably already audited your finances and BCC’d your mother into whatever disaster you’re pretending isn’t your fault.

It is her first time in our cast, though — and we have typecast her to a tee. As President? Obviously. As a judge? Naturally. As someone who will sing backup vocals in a heartfelt ballad about Brisbane public transport? Inevitably.

She may not have a compost bin, but she definitely speaks for the trees. For the forests. And for the entire ecosystem of native flora you personally endanger by submitting 80 pages of double-spaced arguments to a printing queue marked “urgent”.

Whether she’s presiding over a sketch courtroom, running a country, or quietly stealing the show in a hi-vis jacket, Ivy keeps our cast of Phantom of the Law School sharp, smart, and dangerously unpredictable.

Gabriel “Wait, it’s a R***e, not a Review?” Massi has hit the ground running with his musical prowess. Coming from three...
29/08/2025

Gabriel “Wait, it’s a R***e, not a Review?” Massi has hit the ground running with his musical prowess. Coming from three years of acting experience with Brisbane Theatre, we’re unsure if Gabe knew what he was getting into when he rocked up to auditions back in Semester 1. We’re happy that he’s taken the opportunity to flex his vocal talent, though, famously scrabbling for the microphone at karaoke night when ‘How Bad Can I Be?’ and ‘Friends on the Other Side’ started playing.

Gabe does know how to party. Being an Events Officer for the QUTLS, he’s partially to thank (and blame) for the chaos that was the 2025 Law Ball - that is, if anyone could remember that night. As a qualified nurse, however, he’s got the remedy for your hangover (though we can’t promise that he’ll prioritise a torn ACL over a stomach ache).

The squabble for the spotlight has worked out in Gabe’s favour as he insists on being a part of as many musical numbers as possible. He is professional about it as he wants to ensure all members of the case have ‘a good rhythm of improvement’ with an outside the ‘box-step’ thinking.

If he’s not trying to figure out what degree you’re studying or trying to put down a path of continued crime, Gabe's charismatic nature and singing talent are well worth seeing at this year’s Phantom of the Law School.

Sera “Guess Who’s Back?” Al Rekaby is back in the cast again this year, in perhaps her most unhinged roles yet. At the b...
28/08/2025

Sera “Guess Who’s Back?” Al Rekaby is back in the cast again this year, in perhaps her most unhinged roles yet. At the ball, she lurks in the background like an extra no one hired, sipping champagne as if she’s infiltrated the royal family. She doesn’t dance—she judges. And honestly, she looks better than that Cinderella wannabe anyway. Just look at this photo!

In court, she’s unstoppable. Every objection comes with the force of a Swiftie defending the Reputation era, every argument sharpened by years of lyrical analysis and late-night fan theories. Judges fear her, you might adore her, and Jesse Peterson is left wondering how he was thwarted by someone quoting All Too Well (10 Minute Version).

On the campaign trail, she transforms again: the over-eager volunteer no one asked for but everyone accidentally agreed with. Clipboard? Check. Smile that borders on unsettling? Double check. If you’ve spoken to her for more than thirty seconds, congratulations—you’ve been signed up to a fundraising sausage sizzle in a seat you can’t even spell.

Sera Al Rekaby isn’t just in Phantom of the Law School. She haunts it—part ball guest, part Swiftie, part campaign menace… she’s even part goblin! Which one you’ll get depends on the show. But just know, she will look stunning as them all.

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