QUTLS Law Revue

QUTLS Law Revue Official page for QUTLS Law R***e! In 2022, we aim to be bigger and better than ever; our goal is to hit five audience members per night! Six, even!

QUTLS LAW R***E – past shows have been described by critics as “better than room temperature leftovers” as well as “hotter than the air conditioning in my 3rd floor office cubicle” and "heavily improvised, but with less 'Yes, and...'". Since 2014, groups of enervated law students have graced the Gardens Theatre and Kangaroo Point stages with comedy skits, parodies, and original songs for crowds of

at least two people!! We are open to all (cast and crew) who want to let off some steam and ooze those creative juices. We value dehydration and you have probably not had 8 glasses of water today.

Come One!! Come All!!Introducing the QUT Law R***e Band Casting Call! We’re seeking those passionate about the dramatic ...
13/07/2026

Come One!! Come All!!

Introducing the QUT Law R***e Band Casting Call! We’re seeking those passionate about the dramatic arts and their instruments to be a part of this year’s band! If you’ve dreamed about performing in a live show or want a way to meet new friends, this is the place for you!

The instruments we are looking for are:

- Drum Kit
- Electric Guitar
- Bass Guitar
- Piano
- Trumpet
- Trombone
- Tenor Sax
- Alto Sax

If you play more than one instrument, feel free to audition with as many as you like! Like every Law R***e, many songs will be musical theatre parodies of existing songs.

Rehearsals will be held weekly on Saturdays @ Kelvin Grove until the last week of August (show week!)

Interested? Please register via the following link (https://forms.gle/cb6Dg4Q6i5YL5kiv7) or forward any questions to our director, Paris Konig, @ [email protected].

Expressions of interest are due by 19th of July, with Auditions due on 26th of July!

09/03/2026

🎭 NO TALENT? NO WORRIES. 🎭
Think you’re not funny? Can’t sing? Never acted before? Perfect.

Every year, law students (yes, even the shy ones) come together to put on the QUT Law R***e — a wild mix of sketch comedy, musical parodies, and sharp legal satire. It’s fresh, it’s chaotic, it’s fun, and it’s a chance to step outside of lectures and tutorials, to meet new people, and do something completely different. No experience needed, just enthusiasm!

But it’s not just about the show. It’s about the friendships! Law R***e is the perfect way for you to find your people, forget the stress of university, and have fun. Past cast members have walked away with lifelong mates, inside jokes, and a solid team to suffer through future assignments with. You’ll be part of something creative, hilarious, and uniquely QUT Law.

YOU DON’T NEED TO BE FUNNY OR TALENTED, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOW UP!
(Though, if you are actually funny and talented, you definitely need to sign up!)

We are hosting open auditions from Week 3, Monday-Friday in D106, or you can sign up with the following link: https://forms.gle/qgEMQJCdNGPg5jET9

Anyone and everyone is welcome to come along, so give it a go!

Want to know about the show? Feel free to contact our director, Paris Konig: [email protected]

We hope to see you at auditions soon!
Love,
The QUTLS Creativity Team

15/02/2026

🎭✨ INTRODUCING THE 2026 LAW R***E!!!! ✨🎭

Are you starting QUT Law and are wondering which club you should join to create the best university friendships? Or are you in any year of your degree and are craving a creative outlet? Law R***e is your chance to find your people, unleash your talents, and have the time of your life!

What is Law R***e?

It’s the most epic and hilarious original comedy sketch musical show, written, produced, directed, and performed entirely by QUT law students! A mix of sharp humour, satirical sketches, and show-stopping musical numbers, it’s the ultimate celebration of talent, creativity, and legal laughs. Auditions are in WEEK THREE, and we’re on the hunt for some legends to make this year’s show our best yet.

📢 Audition now: https://forms.gle/MtVQpYD2S1rrzHoT6 👩‍⚖️🎶

Join the 2026 masterpiece and be part of the magic—because Law R***e isn’t just a show; it’s an experience you’ll never forget!

Email Paris at [email protected] with any questions you may have.

Filming: Finn Duncombe
Starring: Paris König, Finn Duncombe, Blake Nairn, Rhys Clark, Alex Curtis
Editing: Paris König

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎Lily SuttleDrop a comment to welcome them to our community,  fans
15/11/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎

Lily Suttle

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community, fans

By popular demand, the QUT Law R***e is now on Spotify! Please go check us out (and tell your friends!). Link in bio, or...
24/09/2025

By popular demand, the QUT Law R***e is now on Spotify! Please go check us out (and tell your friends!). Link in bio, or scan the Spotify code here.

Chris “How Did I Even Get Here?” Doust has grown up this year to be the man behind the madness, our valiant director. We...
04/09/2025

Chris “How Did I Even Get Here?” Doust has grown up this year to be the man behind the madness, our valiant director. We’re not just saying that because he has a mortgage, a fiancé, and a full-time job, but that’s certainly part of it. He’s the Law R***e cast’s Dad, after all, ready with a car jack when you get a flat tire or for some explicit s*x ed tips.

Whilst Chris said that he was willing to take a step back from the stage to take a more traditional director role, his need for attention has twisted his arm to be The Phantom of the Law School’s main character: The Phantom. Don’t be fooled, though; he’s not the villain of this story! He’s more like a saviour with a hundred thousand secret talents that reveal themselves just when all hope is lost. Excel, Canva, some computer software that he has a free trial on—he knows the ins and outs as if he made them.

Chris has lived many lives: the omniscient voice narrating a legal drama with a limited degree of accuracy, a blue, spiky rat with a superiority complex, and—most terrifying of all—the head of Contract law at QUT. Like, I assure you that is scarier than his phantom performance.

So, come to Phantom of the Law School, if only to witness Chris Doust in all his glory. Watch him haunt the stage, orchestrate chaos, and somehow make every absurd moment feel like it was meant to be. Laugh with him, gasp at him, maybe even take notes. But, most of all, celebrate the man who somehow holds this entire madness together. Because honestly? Seeing Chris do his thing is worth every ticket.

Paris “Eternal Flame” Konig, as far as we know, operates in a different time frame. Come rain, wind, shine, or the event...
03/09/2025

Paris “Eternal Flame” Konig, as far as we know, operates in a different time frame. Come rain, wind, shine, or the eventual heat death of the universe, she will somehow find a way to fit a coffee date into her schedule. The main leading theory is that she is an eldritch being who found enjoyment in Law R***e’s atmosphere and wants to “see where it goes”. Apparently, for her, that means opening rehearsals with a lit fireplace, smooth jazz, and sufficient floor time.

Returning for her second year in R***e as a convenor, Paris is struggling to keep her main character syndrome in check as she asks herself, “How many musical numbers can I possibly sing in a single show?”. But if she isn’t singing or referencing the media only she understands, Paris is discovering how important it is to stick to your word through impulsive betting and dealings with wizards. Her friends may say she’s a gambling addict, but she hasn’t lost a game of Balatro in over two minutes!

Paris prides herself on being the most “committed to the bit” as her daily routine includes two hours of lip trills, a diet of only manuka honey and singing lessons at 6:30 pm every Thursday for the sake of performing at her best for the show. We promise, though she’s in therapy to try and find a remedy for her “Law R***e Addiction,” but we’ve heard there’s (un)fortunately no cure.

Whilst we’re sure you’ll get sick of her, Paris is trying to hit as many high notes as she can in the Phantom of the Law School, as she still rides the high of being a part of such a wonderful show.

Angus “No Longer the Baby” Bennetts just can’t help himself, he has to bring up his age. Back again after last year’s pe...
02/09/2025

Angus “No Longer the Baby” Bennetts just can’t help himself, he has to bring up his age. Back again after last year’s performance, his promotion from cast member to Convenor has gone straight to his head. He wields his newfound power with all the flair of a seasoned auctioneer, and the subtlety of a sequined suit in Supreme Court; he’ll object, overrule, and look fabulous while doing it.

Don’t ask him to recite any authorities, though. He famously failed contracts after being found guilty of cheating, an allegation he insists was actually a “collaborative learning experience”. Try telling the School of Law that. Or the ethics committee.

When he’s not busy being the prettiest prince of all, he splits his time between providing therapy with highly questionable tactics, interrupting bar admissions with petty vendettas, and wondering whether he even wants to finish his law degree — usually while browsing three different food delivery apps at once.

Still, his contributions to Phantom of the Law School are undeniable. Just, proceed with caution; his Sunday dance rehearsals have been brutal, and he’s armed with the charm, the sarcasm, and a legally questionable sense of justice. He likes to think so.

Lily “Not So” Suttle is tired of that pun, but we sure aren’t. Neither, it seems, is the general population of her Insta...
01/09/2025

Lily “Not So” Suttle is tired of that pun, but we sure aren’t. Neither, it seems, is the general population of her Instagram story, her ex-flings, or people who once matched with her on Hinge and now like her posts in silence. It’s the attention that the Director of Media and Communications deserves.

Lily isn’t afraid to turn things ugly — emotionally, narratively, or in one case, by donning a gown made entirely of pink plastic and delusion. Only she could make a nervous breakdown look this regal, and she does it all with mascara-streaked conviction and a heel half broken from dancing to ‘Title’ by Meghan Trainor (yes, some people do like Meghan Trainor).

After somehow surviving without emergency surgery, and the quiet, soul-draining torment of being an admin assistant, Lily carries herself with the poise only a true diva could. She also appears as someone employed, technically. It’s a role that requires a delicate balance of barely concealed rage, and the dead-eyed stare of someone who’s had their “performance review” rescheduled three times. The restraint is impeccable, so is the blouse.

Lily’s lack of subtlety is what makes her return to this year’s Phantom of the Law School all the more iconic, the kind of comeback that doesn’t knock, just struts through the door and demands everyone’s attention. And thank god, because we have never sold this many tickets.

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