12/08/2024
From 1 of our talented rallitives.
Well here it is, what you have all been waiting for… as KoKo Lisle puts it ‘my ode’ to KKR2024… is this my 🎤 drop moment….
You be the judge!
KKR24 is done and dusted the big news being the royal assention to the throne of Sir Peter and Lady Deb. Long live the King!
They strove and drove across our broad flat land in the most accurate way, their spirt and nous unmatched by any this day!
There was some turmoil caused by the Minions from Tumut, but even hiding from their tracking did not fool the establishment.
Sue and Wal had their day too, although being found so easy was very frustrating for those two.
The threat from Nook was taken out early, their plan came unstuck but neither were surly.
They had a Clout with another road user, thankfully Xplant was their benefactor and not the abuser.
Team Jimmy showed us all how a Mercs arse can shimmy, shake and sag, but its all firm and tight now so if you asked them they will tell you next year is in the bag.
We had 2 more Wagons join the fray, Bill and Bob were best at finding the way.
They quietly achieved what the T-Birds could not, but those ‘Birds had fun and gave as good as they got.
Short Fuse returned but is hard to know what to rhyme… the aesthics where missing but their wit hit the chime.
Under a full moon the Boppers tried to defend their title with a broke differential.
They soon found out that part is kind of essential.
In somewhat of a Colorful Commodore Convoy one cowboy stood head an shoulders above the rest! Don’t worry Richie won't fail breath test!
Llama made it through without a scratch or a ding, seems careful navigation is really a thing. Their times maybe floored, and its fair to say their driver was bored!
Pulsation set a mark that could not be beaten, the principal let them off with a warning on our beacon. They responded by showing their heart to all in town, followed by the echo of ‘JASON, SLOW DOWN’!
Belfrayden Bandits were keen on subtle sabotage, forcing teams out of position and past the repechage!
Wild Cats from Warby prowled in and left a scratch, like a nimble feline, they were bloody hard to catch!
Our favourite Subi’s returned for another year. Muz entertained with music and beer.
Shaggy and Scoob played the game once more, although what that game was nobody is sure.
Alspec and their fleet must be high in our praises. Although the krews of these cars are the cause of Albert’s angry gazes.
There is a wave building in Bathurst that may sweep all before it. With Rat surfing the tube, ‘lifesaver’ is a good fit!
Bluey was fixed after last year's early exit, but as with all these things its never as easy as ‘just fix it’.
From the heir to the spare Gravel Muncher knew the assignment, clear the field for Sir Peter and lead the charge home at the right moment.
The tea party was set out in Mungo, but when the tea towel waved… where did that V6 go!
Sisters act all as one, a complaint about them? There is absolutely nunn.
Of Doc and Don one was missing, filling the spot with Den made Doc wish he was fishing!
The Krew from Sunshine bought back old skip! They had new furry slippers to be used before a kip.
I’m not sure you should keep reading about failure, Wise beyond years and looking for a tailor.
A Banana for scale doesn’t make much sense, unless you’re a Viking that seeks recompense.
Rapid 1st Aid can fix a nick of a scratch,
Phil and ‘Not Les’ are quick with a patch.
Pictures are something we all like see, and the camera Krew made sure they were seen in the tree.
BFGT is something I learned from the Military, Big effing Green Truck is just what it means. You will thank these blokes to carry your spare pair of jeans!
Control Krews did their usual fantastic job, many short of a pen but never of a joke to make you sob!
I pity the fools that took on the Kruise, Lightning always steals all the views!
However this scribe is partial to 80s pop culture, so find more MFP victims to feed the vultures.
Chelsea strides on with the spirit of Amy, Kidney Kids have a great role model in her if you ask me.
Triple 8 was all sinister in black, but when the windows rolled down its only Kath and Ken smiling back!
Sections were a hot topic early on this year, straight on being words to bring a tear.
But this wasn’t the case for too long, RD showing us it was worth sticking it out to the final furlong.
Fed to the lions their good character began shine and I think here marks the end of my rhyme…
When all said and done and the cars are put away the kids are the winners at the end of the day!
