01/11/2026
⚫⚪ WHAT IF...? | SEASON 1 FINALE ⚪⚫
Well, Magpies... we've now uncovered four alternate realities that somehow made their way into the club archives.
🌊 The Ocean Pandas
🐧 The Tuxedo Torpedoes
🦅 The Bin Chickens
🦓 The Pajama Donkeys
Some were majestic.
Some were confusing.
And some raised serious questions about who was taking minutes at committee meetings in the 1970s. 🤔
Now it's over to you...
❤️ = The Ocean Pandas
😂 = The Tuxedo Torpedoes
😮 = The Bin Chickens
😡 = The Pajama Donkeys
Or tell us in the comments:
Which alternate mascot has been your favourite?
Who knows... the winning mascot might just make a surprise appearance somewhere in the future. 👀
Thanks for joining us for our first season of What If...?
Disclaimer: No actual club mascots were changed during the making of this documentary series. The Magpie remains safe... for now. 😏
⚫⚪ More Than Football. One Club. One Family. The Narre Way. ⚪⚫