06/02/2026
I hope this makes you all giggle at this very story...
One afternoon in January I’d driven back from a blissful family camping trip, hair crusty with sea salt from the morning's swim, and my head filled with the memories of those glorious auroras. I was mentally shifting gears from thongs-and-esky mode to “meeting Her Excellency, Professor the Honourable Margaret Gardner AC, Governor of Victoria, at Government House” mode.
Pulling into the driveway, I immediately knew something was… off.
The power lines were sagging low across the drive. Not touching-the-ground low, but definitely this feels like a judgement call low.
After a cautious assessment involving squinting, reversing slightly, and telling myself I have a PhD and should therefore be capable of basic risk analysis, I gingerly drove under them.
Power was on. Excellent. Confidence restored.
I jumped into the shower, already mentally rehearsing polite conversation, and… nothing. No water. Not even a sad dribble. Just silence. The kind of silence that tells you that there's either been a catastrophic tank or pump failure (or both).
I leapt out of the shower and, popped my thongs on to check the tank. Stopped... and decided it best to put clothes back on before walking out to inspect the tank.
One tap of the tank confirmed it. Empty. Bone dry. Not a molecule to spare. How?? That much water can't just disappear... but that was a problem for later.
With an event invite staring at me from the calendar and no time to negotiate with gravity, infrastructure or weather. Enter Mums of the Hills Vice President, Katerina who, without hesitation, offered her shower, taking the role of Vice President to bold, uncharted new levels, adding Emergency hygiene response to her remit.
Ten minutes later I emerged, clean, semi-composed, and pretending my life was held together by more than goodwill and rainwater.
Together with Katerina, I attended the Government House function freshly showered, appropriately dressed, and made polite conversation with absolutely no one suspecting that mere hours earlier I had been negotiating with sagging power lines, an empty tank, and a last-minute Vice-Presidential shower bailout.
Which just goes to show: you can meet Her Excellency with perfect manners and polished shoes… and still be held together by friends, favours, and the quiet chaos of life in the hills.
The hills keep you humble. Even on your fanciest days.
I'll tell you more about that event in the near future, but think it's best we get through the next few days of hot weather first.